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Klara Jane Holloway
Klara Jane Holloway

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Boomers, Bitches, and Babes

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These Smelly Dates Have Me Freaking Out About My Own Bad Breath

I just bought Scope mouthwash and a tongue scraper — DO I HAVE BAD BREATH? After complaining about some guys who had bad breath on a date, I started to wonder about my own. I don’t scrape my tongue or buy mouthwash, and now I am getting paranoid about it. Is it a worse problem for Baby Boomers since we…

Seniors

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These Smelly Dates Have Me Freaking Out About My Own Bad Breath
These Smelly Dates Have Me Freaking Out About My Own Bad Breath
Seniors

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When My 3 Daughters’ Father Suddenly Died, I Received The Phone Calls

His uncontrolled diabetes was ending his life — We’re having another girl??!! That was my husband’s disappointed reaction when I told him what my sonogram at the Obstetrician's office showed that day. We already had two daughters, and as much as we wanted a boy, it was not to be. My obstetrician said I better buy a lot…

Death

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When My 3 Daughters’ Father Suddenly Died, I Received The Phone Calls
When My 3 Daughters’ Father Suddenly Died, I Received The Phone Calls
Death

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Crow’s Feet

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Three Important Things To Know as a Senior Before Getting Into a Serious Relationship

Most of us seniors have dealbreakers — Pointers on dating after you are 65 years old. Health Recently, I went out a few times with a nice guy. I noticed his left hand shaking continuously. We lifted our wine glasses for a toast, and he almost dropped his. When I asked about it, he said he didn’t want…

Aging

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Three Important Things To Know as a Senior Before Getting Into a Serious Relationship
Three Important Things To Know as a Senior Before Getting Into a Serious Relationship
Aging

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New Writers Welcome

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I Ended Up on an All Day Date With a Guy That Smelled Horrendous

A mix between ass and a pig barn — I HAD A DATE WITH A GUY THAT SMELLED GHASTLY. I’m not exactly sure what part of his body the smell was coming from. His mouth? His clothes? His feet? His butt? His hair? His armpits? All of the above could be possible. IT WAS SO NASTY. This was another…

Nonfiction

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I Ended Up on an All Day Date With a Guy That Smelled Horrendous
I Ended Up on an All Day Date With a Guy That Smelled Horrendous
Nonfiction

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Black Bear

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Here’s What a Substance Abuse Addict Looks Like After 28 Years of Use

It is self-destruction — My oldest daughter came to my house for Christmas. I have written much about her drug struggles since she was 20. She will be 49 in March. Her body, inside and out, has taken a lot of wear and tear. She has had severe bouts of endocarditis from septic MRSA…

Addiction

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Here’s What a Substance Abuse Addict Looks Like After 28 Years of Use
Here’s What a Substance Abuse Addict Looks Like After 28 Years of Use
Addiction

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Black Bear

·10 hours ago

The Personal Journal of a Mother Whose Child Abuses Illegal Drugs

Excerpts that reveal a heartbreaking story — *TW: Drug abuse and addiction JOURNAL ENTRY 1994: Dan was sentenced to 5 years in prison. Katie will be out on the street. Could she have been doing more than smoking pot? We can’t believe any of this is happening. Twenty-nine years ago, when my oldest daughter was 20, I…

Addiction

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The Personal Journal of a Mother Whose Child Abuses Illegal Drugs
The Personal Journal of a Mother Whose Child Abuses Illegal Drugs
Addiction

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The Narrative Arc

·5 days ago

My Precious Granddaughter Is My Favorite Person in the World

She’s like sunshine on a cloudy day — My granddaughter came into the world without making a sound. Her mother, my daughter, had used cocaine when she was first pregnant, and my granddaughter was born blue, limp, and silent. She barely weighed 5 pounds, was 21 inches long, and looked like a wrinkly, pale, newly hatched chicken. The…

Family

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My Precious Granddaughter Is My Favorite Person in the World
My Precious Granddaughter Is My Favorite Person in the World
Family

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Sep 10

My Heart Leapt Tonight When I Came Close to Killing a Dog in the Road

It was so dark on the drive home — I left my sister’s home in the country around 9 p.m. tonight. She lives way out there! I must take a long, winding, hilly, and curvy road to get home. I’ve driven that road 100s of times. The speed limit is 50 mph. I don’t drive fast since it’s very…

Life

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My Heart Leapt Tonight When I Came Close to Killing a Dog in the Road
My Heart Leapt Tonight When I Came Close to Killing a Dog in the Road
Life

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Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

·Sep 4

On My Way to Anytime Fitness, I Got Sidetracked to the Bakery

The specialty there is Snuggles, and they are scrumptious — Our finest local bakery is Petroski’s. They have world-famous pastries, and the biggest seller is their Snuggle. It’s a flaky, thin pastry with a cream cheese filling and glaze icing. It’s 18 inches long and about 2 inches wide. It is unique and popular in our part of the state. …

Bakery

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On My Way to Anytime Fitness, I Got Sidetracked to the Bakery
On My Way to Anytime Fitness, I Got Sidetracked to the Bakery
Bakery

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What Is Love To You?

·Sep 3

The Rich Guy Kicked My Friend to the Curb and Took Away All Her Perks

Back to the life of a peasant — The party ended for my friend and the rich guy. I Believe Money Can Buy Love in Some Situations My friend is still being love-bombed by a rich guymedium.com She had Apple Music and subscriptions to Hulu and Netflix through his accounts. Whenever he went to Costco, he picked up groceries for her and never let her pay him. He spent over $6,000 on her since they met in…

Dating

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The Rich Guy Kicked My Friend to the Curb and Took Away All Her Perks
The Rich Guy Kicked My Friend to the Curb and Took Away All Her Perks
Dating

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Klara Jane Holloway

Klara Jane Holloway

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I write about my experiences in life. Some mundane, some sad, some funny, and hopefully none boring!

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