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RANT/ANNOYANCE
Isn’t It, UM, Annoying, UM, When Someone, UM, Uses UM Ten Times in a Sentence?
This irritation of Um use will drive you insane
I have a gorgeous blond girlfriend named Mona.
She’s single.
She gets a lot of first dates.
RARELY a second one.
Here’s why I think she doesn’t get asked out by the same guy twice.
She uses the word Um repeatedly in conversation.
I want to rant a bit about people that use Um frequently in a sentence until you think you may swallow your tongue and pull it out of your butt because….
THE FRUSTRATION IS SO VERY ANNOYING!
Definition of Um: Used to express doubt or uncertainty or to fill a pause when hesitating in speaking.
It’s a “filler” word for forgetting and not knowing what you are trying to say, making you sound dumb.
Mona is not dumb
Mona is a peach, a wonderful person, full of kindness, and quite intelligent.