Jan 13

3 min read

One Guy Keeps Coming to the Emergency Room With a Lightbulb in His Rectum

Adventures of an emergency room nurse

Photo by Martin Grandchamp on Unsplash

What?

Ouch!

“Tony”, Dr. Bungard asks, “who is putting these lightbulbs in your rectum?”

“Me, myself, and I”, Tony replied with a smile.

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